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    <title>Up to 4 processors on one chip!</title>
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    <published>2004-05-17T13:50:50Z</published>
    <updated>2005-10-31T06:36:11Z</updated>
    
    <summary>&quot;ARM Ltd. will unveil a unique multi-processor core technology, capable of up to 4-way cache coherent symmetric multi-processing (SMP) running Linux, this week at the Embedded Processor Forum in San Jose, Calif. The &quot;synthesizable multiprocessor&quot; core -- a first for...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>"ARM Ltd. will unveil a unique multi-processor core technology, capable of up to 4-way cache coherent symmetric multi-processing (SMP) running Linux, this week at the Embedded Processor Forum in San Jose, Calif. The "synthesizable multiprocessor" core -- a first for ARM -- is the result of a partnership with NEC Electronics announced last October, and is based on ARM's ARMv6 architecture."</p>

<p>Scope the full info <A HREF=http://www.linuxdevices.com/news/NS3610443018.html>here</A></p>]]>
        
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    <title>Pimpin Post</title>
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    <published>2004-04-11T06:08:34Z</published>
    <updated>2005-10-31T06:36:10Z</updated>
    
    <summary>This message brought to u by stolen bandwidth and a linux pda...aint that some shit. Amen for open wireless networks!...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>This message brought to u by stolen bandwidth and a linux pda...aint that  some shit.<br />
Amen for open wireless networks!</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Long time away</title>
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    <published>2004-03-20T00:53:21Z</published>
    <updated>2005-10-31T06:36:10Z</updated>
    
    <summary>Well its been a while since i bothered posting anything here....but fuck i&apos;m still alive n i got some time. ........more to come.........</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Well its been a while since i bothered posting anything here....but fuck i'm still alive n i got some time.</p>

<p>........more to come......</p>]]>
        
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    <title>MS BS</title>
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    <published>2004-03-18T17:14:55Z</published>
    <updated>2005-10-31T06:36:10Z</updated>
    
    <summary>MS IS JUST CRAP!...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>MS IS JUST CRAP!</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>MS talkin smack?</title>
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    <published>2004-01-07T12:52:00Z</published>
    <updated>2005-10-31T06:36:09Z</updated>
    
    <summary>Here it is folks, what we&apos;ve always wanted. MS launches out against Linux with the mega millions and this nifty little ad campaign refered to as &quot;Get the Facts.&quot; Scope out the site here and a story on the campaign...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Here it is folks, what we've always wanted.  MS launches out against Linux with the mega millions and this nifty little ad campaign refered to as "Get the Facts."</p>

<p>Scope out the site <A HREF="http://www.microsoft.com/mscorp/facts/default.asp" target=blank>here</a> and a story on the campaign itself <A HREF="http://www.eweek.com/article2/0,4149,1426252,00.asp">here</a>.</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Few interesting links</title>
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    <published>2003-12-14T13:46:09Z</published>
    <updated>2005-10-31T06:36:08Z</updated>
    
    <summary>Its news to me... San Francisco gets free wifi. lucky...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Its news to me...</p>

<p><A href="http://www.techtv.com/news/scitech/story/0,24195,3587957,00.html" target=blank>San Francisco gets free wifi</a>.  lucky<br />
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    <title>New debian distro</title>
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    <published>2003-11-28T19:31:45Z</published>
    <updated>2005-10-31T06:36:08Z</updated>
    
    <summary> A new debian distro has popped up, Mepis has hit the scene. scope it out, most of these debian live cd installs rock! will probably post a review later....</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p> A new debian distro has popped up, <A HREF="http://www.mepis.org/book/view/324" target=blank>Mepis</A> has hit the scene.<br />
 scope it out, most of these debian live cd installs rock!<br />
will probably post a review later.</p>]]>
        
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    <title></title>
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    <published>2003-11-28T13:41:06Z</published>
    <updated>2005-10-31T06:36:08Z</updated>
    
    <summary>&quot;Yesterday morning Opte.org announced that they have successfully mapped the entire internet. They are currently compiling a LGL map for all to see. Currently they have a LGL map that has &apos;over 5 million edges and has an estimated 50...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>"Yesterday morning Opte.org announced that they have successfully mapped the entire internet. They are currently compiling a LGL map for all to see. Currently they have a LGL map that has 'over 5 million edges and has an estimated 50 million hop count'. Also only took them 252.68 hours to complete."</p>

<p>scope more info <A HREF:"http://www.opte.org/" target=blank>here</A></p>]]>
        
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    <title>Laptop Thief Caught via AOL Login</title>
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    <published>2003-11-28T12:57:13Z</published>
    <updated>2005-10-31T06:36:08Z</updated>
    
    <summary> &quot;Yahoo (Reuters) is reporting that the FBI has caught the guy who stole computers from Wells Fargo. The interesting part is that &apos;Investigators traced the computer to Krastof when he logged onto his own America Online account at home...</summary>
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<p>"Yahoo (Reuters) is <A HREF="http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=581&e=3&u=/nm/20031126/tc_nm/financial_wellsfargo_theft_dc" target=blank>reporting</A> that the FBI has caught the guy who stole computers from Wells Fargo. The interesting part is that 'Investigators traced the computer to Krastof when he logged onto his own America Online account at home through one of the stolen computers.' Makes you wonder what sort of hooks the FBI has into AOL or other ISPs and what hardware identification is being transmitted at login."</p>

<p>I'm curious as to how it is they traced this guy just by him connecting...any thoughts? Or atleast how they traced the stolen computer.  All i can think of is he connected thru broadband and maybe used the mac address of the nic.</p>]]>
        
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    <title>Ph33r war drivers</title>
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    <published>2003-11-23T14:49:05Z</published>
    <updated>2005-10-31T06:36:08Z</updated>
    
    <summary>it appears as though war driver isnt just for hax0rs and poor ppl needing connectivity. now war driving has become a subject of wanking it on the go....damn canucks gotta love their kiddie pr0n. scope out this article for the...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>it appears as though war driver isnt just for hax0rs and poor ppl needing connectivity.</p>

<p>now war driving has become a subject of wanking it on the go....damn canucks gotta love their kiddie pr0n.</p>

<p>scope out <A HREF="http://www.canoe.ca/NewsStand/LondonFreePress/News/2003/11/22/264890.html" target=blank>this</A> article for the full scoop on the war driving child pr0n lover</p>]]>
        
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    <title>Toys, Toys, Toys</title>
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    <published>2003-11-21T14:21:25Z</published>
    <updated>2005-10-31T06:36:08Z</updated>
    
    <summary>Its almost that time of year and hell everyone else has a list so i figure i should get one started. Check back everynow n then as this lis shall be updated. Now, hax0rs and pimpz, hoez and their capitolist...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Its almost that time of year and hell everyone else has a list so i figure i should get one started.  Check back everynow n then as this lis shall be updated.  Now, hax0rs and pimpz, hoez and their capitolist cousins, the  wh0r3z,  i give u distort's list of l33t shit for xmas.</p>

<p>1. <A HREF="http://www.thinkgeek.com/electronics/cameras/655e/?cpg=wnrdf" target=blank>James Bond Stealth Camera</A>  (must have)</p>

<p>to be continued after work.<br />
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    <title>IBM to the rescue</title>
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    <published>2003-11-21T13:44:29Z</published>
    <updated>2005-10-31T06:36:08Z</updated>
    
    <summary>Planning on getting rid of the monopolistic windows from your corporate network? Are your users ph33ring the day the windows is no more? have no ph33r, IBM is here with a 9 part series on turning those windows skillz to...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Planning on getting rid of the monopolistic windows from your corporate network?<br />
Are your users ph33ring the day the windows is no more?</p>

<p>have no ph33r, IBM is here with a 9 part series on turning those windows skillz to linux.</p>

<p>You can check it out <A HREF="http://www-106.ibm.com/developerworks/linux/library/l-roadmap.html" target=blank>here</A></p>]]>
        
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    <title>OpenCD</title>
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    <published>2003-11-21T13:03:28Z</published>
    <updated>2005-10-31T06:36:08Z</updated>
    
    <summary>Check out this sweet way to introduce ppl to open source software, as reported on slashdot &quot;The Open CD project aims to introduce users of MS-Windows to the benefits of Free and Open Source Software (FOSS). We include only the...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Check out this sweet way to introduce ppl to open source software, as reported on slashdot</p>

<p>"The Open CD project aims to introduce users of MS-Windows to the benefits of Free and Open Source Software (FOSS). We include only the highest quality programs, which have been carefully tested for stability and which we consider appropriate for a broad audience."</p>

<p>Download the cd at the <A HREF="http://theopencd.sunsite.dk/index.php" target=blank>OpenCD</A> website and get your mom on the OSS boat.</p>]]>
        
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    <title>Mafia Tech Support</title>
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    <published>2003-11-21T12:57:12Z</published>
    <updated>2005-10-31T06:36:08Z</updated>
    
    <summary>Just what I&apos;ve always wanted to do....Tech support for the Mob! I wonder what they do to you if the HD crashes while your working on a box, as is always the case. Hardware will always die when your working...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Just what I've always wanted to do....<A HREF="http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/11.12/mafia.html?tw=wn_tophead_6" target=blank>Tech support for the Mob!</A><br />
I wonder what they do to you if the HD crashes while your working on a box, as is always the case.  Hardware will always die when your working on it.</p>

<p>Good read never the less, as it could help the netpimpz get a gambling op going.<br />
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<entry>
    <title>What to do when your cable is down</title>
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    <published>2003-11-20T14:58:59Z</published>
    <updated>2005-10-31T06:36:07Z</updated>
    
    <summary>Heres a great article on just what exactly to do when your net connect goes down. This should help some of us deal with the loss of connectivity. Scope out the article here I think using your connection downtime to...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Heres a great article on just what exactly to do when your net connect goes down.<br />
This should help some of us deal with the loss of connectivity.</p>

<p>Scope out the article <A HREF="http://www.thetoque.net/031118/internetdown.htm" target=blank>here</A></p>

<p>I think using your connection downtime to talk to the gf or wife is the best method of killing time.  It's the best way to do get something done that you otherwise don't do and get bitched at about all the time. </p>

<p>" Wa wa   Wa wa wa why dont you spend time with me wa WA wa Wa"<br />
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